My friend L. was over a couple of weeks ago and she wanted to watch this television show called "My Strange Addiction". I have to say the show has stuck with me all this time later, I am still thinking about it.
In the show there was a man who had an intimate sexual relationship with his car. Seriously, he was tongue kissing the front grill and grinding up on the side of it and everything. I know everyone is different and people all have their quirks and we all need to be accepting and understanding but even I think that this one is a little bit weird. I guess I would say to him what I say to all my friends no matter who or what they are dating - just don't make out with your __________ in front of my kids, and as long as you have love I am happy for you.
My friend who is quite a bit more innocent than I am and quite a bit more easily offended was cringing and freaking out at the guy's antics. I looked over at her and couldn't resist a little bit of a tease trying to get a rise out of her so I said, "Oh COME ON NOW, how do you think Transformers really got made? Seriously, L.!"
She laughed and was about to reply when my daughter - who had also been watching the show and not listening to her iPod as it had appeared - piped up, "No mommy you are wrong, that is a boy car they are in a homosexual relationship, they would have had to adopt a transformer man car baby from a heterosexual coupling."
OMG!!!!!! WHAT? LMAO. L. at this point has turned beet red and I am not sure if she is going to laugh or is incredibly embarrassed so I let it go and we just keep watching till it occurs to me that there might have been dead bugs or bird poop on the grill he was french kissing and licking......
I wonder if he thinks the car is talking to him through whatever comes on the radio? When it plays advertisements does he think it is hinting to him about dates it would like to go on?
Then later, when everyone had gone to bed, I had to ask my husband, "Do you think he sees used car lots as brothels?"
Yes, dear friends, that is how my twisted mind works!
Sorry I haven't posted in so long - I have been out sick. I have also been incredibly busy working on finishing up my degree (graduate in June) and working in 2 different undergraduate labs (oh the stories I could and probably will tell!) I am feeling much much much better now and am back to amuse you hopefully on a more regular basis.
Funny! Glad you're back! Congratulations on your upcoming graduation!! I'd love to know how your daughter knew the car was a boy...ha ha! Looking forward to more of your stories!
ReplyDeleteThey said on the show that he considered the car to be male. So his car was also his boyfriend. It was a strange show. There was also a lady on there who shoved tons of baby powder up her nose. She was addicted to the smell of it and would shove large amounts of it right up her nostrils. I didn't think that one was as funny though, her health was seriously in danger.
DeleteThat is the weirdest thing ever! I like your daughter's perspective. Ha! But, seriously, SO many weirdos on that show. They need serious help.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Kelley! I like my daughter's perspective on things too - she is pretty amusing. The other day she told me she would give all the money she has to touch Ian Somerhalder (sp?)'s abs. LOL she is ten and should not even know what abs are. I will definitely be keeping a close eye on her as she continues to grow!! LOL
DeleteThat show is weird! I have only seen it the one time - the baby powder sniffer grossed me out so much I haven't been brave enough to watch again yet.
That is SO funny! The only time I've seen it was the woman who ate Comet bathroom cleanser -- I couldn't stop wondering how she wasn't dead from that.
ReplyDeleteThank you Michelle. I am glad i didn't see the episode you saw - that sounds really gross!
DeleteYou have got to love kids. That was well thought out reasoning.
ReplyDeleteThanks Brett. She is pretty clever.
Deleteholy mother of GOD! I've watched a few episodes of that show but usually end up getting really grossed out when it involves people eating nasty things. I remember before that show I saw a documentary about a woman in the UK who believed she was married to the Eiffel Tower. People are nuts!
ReplyDeleteLol thanks Alex. I would have laughed about the lady married to the Eiffel tower - it is a long distance relationship does she really expect it to last long term? They live in different countries! The babies would look like sex toys i bet.
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